tastefullyoffensive:

How dinosaurs happened. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

How dinosaurs happened. [via]

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bvsedjesus:

when someone you just met gets really personal


ksquicci

bvsedjesus:

when someone you just met gets really personal

ksquicci

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noobtheloser:

"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."


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eneko-wweh:

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

Cackles evilly

eneko-wweh:

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

Cackles evilly

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bewbin:

Had to give some bad news

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princessesfanarts:

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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